How to sleep: The / first thing you should / try is ask your / parents for some / sleeping powder sprinkled / on your tongue. It / tastes like table / salt, but it is / really sleeping / magic. Number two is / wrap yourself up / tightly like a / mummy in a / tomb. Lay on your / back with both arms under / neath the covers. / Reach across your / body, wrap the / sheets around your / arms to pin them / to your chest, and…

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Number three is / think of all the / people in your / family. One by / one, picture their faces. / Try to hear their / voices in your / ear. Then, gently, / put them all to / bed inside your mind. For / four, you need to / find a doll or / animal to / hug, but every / time you squeeze, imagine / there’s a giant / version of the / doll, and you are / in it’s arms, and / it is really / squeezing you, so…

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Number five. Not / everybody / knows this one, but / when your eyes are / closed your bed does not stay / on the floor. It / floats around the / room or hovers / high above the / Earth. Its hard to see because / every time you / peek, the bed goes / back to where it / was. And six is / just pretend to be a / sleep. If none of / those things work, then / climb into your / parents’ bed, or / better yet, your / sister’s. How to…

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